Compost Zombie Rabbit - Plush Stuffed Animal creepypasta while still having the modesty

while still having the modesty to not make you want to run screaming from a cloud of smug

*shakes fist at migraines*

and lots of hurt feelings

Wide scars for irregular wound healing

Compost Zombie Rabbit - Plush Stuffed Animal creepypasta while still having the modestyMeet the eternally hungry compost Zombie Rabbit. You see, there was a slight, small, wee, tiny zombie apocalypse that occurred near a bunny warren. But don't worry you see human brains these days are lacking in quality and quantity so zombies don't last, and Rabbits are natural vegetarians so this Zombie Bunny goes from farm to farm, eating up all your compost. While slightly annoying (because how are my petunias gonna get their nutrients??) this cute